Zara Haddad

“The Lawyer”

Legal / Center Back Room E2 Age 32

Rising Talent · 🇱🇧 Lebanon

The one who reads the fine print

Reviews the house lease for fun. Has saved three roommates from terrible term sheets and one from a terrible marriage. Negotiates the pizza order like it’s a Series B.

"Did anyone actually read the contract?"

StartupClauseClear (legal AI for founders)

Market value€58M

Joined the house2021

Austin spotThe Cloak Room downtown

Attributes

Code 50

Hype 78

Social 80

Party 62

Chef 70

Vibe 82

Chaos 24

Grind 90